Clean Can Be Funny
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. ‘Tie me up,’ she purred, ‘and you can do anything you want.’ So he tied her up and went golfing. ********************************************* A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She […]
Thought of the Day
Acknowledge your mistakes.
Thought of the Day
” A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.” English Proverb
E-Mooning
We all know those cute little computer symbols called ’emoticons,’ where: 🙂 means a smile and 🙁 is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by : ) : ( Well, how about some ‘ASSICONS?’ Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) an ass hole {_!_} a swishy […]
Tak to Nemá Chybu
Pošli tuto zprávu 20 lidem a dostaneš zadarmo chleba s paštikou, potom vyjdi na ulici před dům, jebni si ten chleba na čelo a zakrič: “Jsem totální kokot, protože věřím na takovou píčovinu, jako je řetězová pošta! Mám asi v hlavě nasráno a proto to posílám i dalším lidem!” Chtěl bych poděkovat všem, co mi […]
Bloemen Voor U
Ik heb liever één roos en één lief woord van één vriend(in), terwijl ik hier nog ben, dan een hele auto vol, als ik er niet meer ben !!! Stuur het door aan je vrienden. Ken je het gezegde niet? Maak plannen voor morgen, maar leef vandaag!!! Pluk de dag terwijl je nog kan!!! Geluk […]
White Doves
Imagine the following: You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and have stepped out on the front steps of the church.. The photographer raises his camera. Following a family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together. You and your new spouse stand shoulder to shoulder, each with a […]
The Law
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law […]
