Somalian in U.K.
A Somalian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the U.K. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says…….. ‘Thank you Mr. British for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!’ The passer by says, ‘You are […]
Thought of the Day
It’s better to sleep through what you plan to do, than to lose sleep because of what u did.
Chocolate
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, ‘If I give you this money, will you buy chocolate with it instead of dinner?’ ‘No, […]
Is the Glass Half Empty or Half Full?
A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: “I am blind, please help.” There were only a few coins in the hat. A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the […]
A Small Request
Cancer is a strange cell. Going along for years in remission and then one day it pops it head up again. If you ever have it you will never be free of it. Pray for the day there will be a permanent cure.. Some people won’t forward, but I hope you will…….. A small request….. […]
Thought of the Day
“Fall seven times, stand up eight .” Japanese proverb.
Before You Boycott Israel..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeky9I5T9c&NR=1
Is een Computer Mannelijk of Vrouwelijk?
Het geslacht wordt bepaald door de gebruiker(ster) = politiek ontwijkend antwoord ! Een lerares Spaans legde aan haar klas uit dat in het Spaans, in tegenstelling tot het Engels, zelfstandige naamwoorden vrouwelijk of mannelijk zijn. Huis is bijvoorbeeld vrouwelijk: la casa. Potlood is dan weer mannelijk: el lapiz. Een leerling vroeg: Welk geslacht heeft dan […]
