Older Crowd
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office.. ‘Is it true,’ she wanted to know, ‘that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?’ ‘Yes, I’m afraid so the doctor told her’. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, ‘I’m wondering, then, just how serious […]
Thought of the Day
Never deny hope to anyone. It might be all they have.
Old Cowboy
Ya think you have lived to be 71 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to the dickens…. An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.. She turned to […]
Thought of the Day
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. Confucius
NOMINEE FOR “EMAIL OF THE YEAR”
After being interviewed by the school administration, the prospective teacher said: ‘Let me see if I’ve got this right. ‘You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their dress habits, censor their T-shirt messages, and instill in them a love […]
Thought of the Day
Learn the art of listening.
Back Seat of F-18 / Blue Angels
It’s fun to watch it, enjoy! http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/ajc/swf/blueangels/blueangels.swf
“Box Office”
While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. Finally, she said, ‘Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan.’ An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row […]
Thought of the Day
” Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing”
