Twenty Years Later…
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn’t done in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then […]
Dementia Test
This is fun…… It’s that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss […]
Political Opinions of Many…
What’s the difference between the Audubon Zoo and the White House? The Zoo Has an African Lion…. The White House has a Lyin’ African. ************************************************** History Lesson The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775 – they’ve had 234 years to get it right; it is broke, and even though heavily subsidized, it can’t compete […]
Political – Not a Joke..
ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION (from a teacher in the Nashville area) “We are worried about “the cow” when it is all about the “Ice Cream” The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year. The presidential election was heating up and some […]
Wifes vs. Husbands
A WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WOMEN’S REVENGE ‘Cash, […]
Bonding
The Jesusita Fire in Santa Barbara, CA this year caused these two to take shelter together. The fawn is about 3 days old and the bobcat about 3 weeks. They immediately bonded and snuggled together under a desk in the Santa Barbara County Dispatch Office for several hours. Animal Planet is reporting the bobcat kitten […]
Let’s Not Break the Chain of Prayer
Prayer chain for our Military… Don’t break it! Please send this on… Prayer: ‘Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands Protect them as they protect us Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen.’ Prayer Request: When you receive this, please stop for […]
Thought of the Day
“Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.” Robert Louis Stevenson
