Thought of the Day
The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sails.
Puppy Size
This is one of the neatest stories you will ever hear. You will know precisely what this little girl is talking about at the end (you’ll want to share this one with your loved ones and special friends)! ‘Danielle keeps repeating it over and over again. We’ve been back to this animal shelter at least […]
Aging
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this […]
Friendship Mail
Tell your friends you love them……….. Pass this ROSE on to people you love.. Tell them, they are your: companion, through good times and buddy through happy times. Beside me you stand, beside me you walk you’re there to listen, you’re there to talk, with happiness, with smiles, with pain and tears I know you’ll […]
Thought of the Day
Motivation is what gets you started, habit is what keeps you going.
Seems Like Only Yesterday…
BARBIE DOLL has her 50th birthday……. Tweety Bird is 60 years old! And what about all our other….. CHILDHOOD SUPERHEROES? Superman Thor Wonder Woman (touch of menopause here I think?) Batman and Robin Spiderman “Life is short, break the rules, forgive sooner, love with true love, laugh without control and always keep smiling. Maybe life […]
Thought of the Day
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
Blonde Buys Windows
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them. Hellloooo,……….. just because I’m blonde doesn’t […]
Don’t You Love the Power of Being a Senior?
Here’s a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent inter-action between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC. There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets, on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one. The elderly woman was behind me getting off […]
Rodina Jebalová
Rodina Jebalových ide na dovolenku. Dôjdu na recepciu, že sa zapíšu. Otec to hneď vybalí na recepčného: “Ja som Jebal, so svojou ženou, dcérou a synom. Toto je môj syn, tiež Jebal, so svojmi deťmi a manželkou.” Recepčný sa díva, akože dosť znechutene a hovorí: “Pozrite mne je jedno kto tu s kým jebal, ja […]
