I’ll never eat a lifesaver again without laughing!
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red………………..Cherry
Yellow……………..Lemon
Green………………Lime
Orange ……………Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.. The teacher said,
‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
‘Oh my God! They’re ass-holes!’
The teacher had to leave the room!
