Breaking News
This just in!!! Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after watching a college football game!!!
Who Ever Said This is Right!!
Maybe Andy Rooney said this, maybe not, either way, the person was right! I don’t think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. […]
Take Me to the Jail
A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-85 about 2 miles east of the Georgia/ Alabama state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Columbus to do a show that night […]
Wonder no More…
Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper’s butt crack? If not, you’re wondering now. Have a nice day..
Letter from Grandpa
Maybe this will wake some of the younger folks up and maybe some of you have already read it, but this is really hitting the nail on the head as far as I am concerned. John G. is 63 years old and owns a small business. He’s a life-long Republican and sees his dream of […]
Swedish Dancing ~ Švédske Tancovanie ~ Svéd Táncolás ~ Zweed Dansen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHGNyaxheFw
Preacher and the Drunk
An Irishman is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, ‘Are you ready to […]
The Potty
A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT’S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO TO […]
Thought of the Day
Person, who wants to talk to me, can’t listen to himself only. Raabe
