Traffic Ticket
A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. He thought this was […]
Classical Medley
WALZ MEDLEY Andre Rieu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wCntR-95FA&feature=player_profilepage BOLERO (Ravel) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdL2pQiDdvY&feature=related DON’T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA Elaine Paige http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4oPWINVVEw&feature=related Sinead O’Connor http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2shR99NnwCA&feature=related Madonna http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrx5Ve7y0xM&feature=related Susan Boyle vs. Elaine Paige – I DREAMED a DREAM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbRRkyftbE4&feature=related Susan Boyle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GP25wZhrZI&feature=related
Girl’s Night Out
Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take […]
Amazing Simple Home Remedies
1. IF YOU’RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. 2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY […]