Ducks in Heaven
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, ‘We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t step on the ducks!’ So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, […]
Your This Year’s Medical Test
Here is how to tell if your feet stink, Keep on scrolling down. Must have been pretty bad, Huh? Because I want you to get checked out to make sure you’re healthy and will be around longer . MEDICAL TEST STARE INTO THE CAT’S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS … Then Scroll Down How long did […]
Donkey Story
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his […]
Na Eiffelovce
Stoji takhle na Eiffelovce Francouz, Američan, Čech a cigán. Najednou amík začne z ochozu vyhazovat štosy bankovek a říká: “My v Americe toho máme spoustu”. Po něm přijde Francouz a začne z ochozu vylívat litry a litry šampanského vína a říká: “My ve Francee tocho tady máme spoustú”. Cigán se podívá na Čecha a povídá […]
Is my Dog Minority?
I signed my dog up for free health care… Do you think he’s eligible? He’s black, lazy & has no frigging idea who his Daddy is…
Thought of the Day
It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see. Thoreau
Halloween Story
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in […]
