Amazing Simple Home Remedies
1. IF YOU’RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. 2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY […]
WE DO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THIS!!!
http://vodpod.com/watch/1428923-sweden-in-grip-of-islam
Thought of the Day
Not all who wander are lost. J.R.R. Tolkien
Blessed are the Cracked, for They Let in the Light
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t. 2.. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don’t […]
Australia
These questions were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humor… (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!) __________________________________________________ Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, […]
The Old Paths
I liked the old paths, when Moms were at home. Dads were at work. Brothers went into the army. And sisters got married BEFORE having children! Crime did not pay; Hard work did; And people knew the difference. Moms could cook; Dads would work; Children would behave. Husbands were loving; Wives were supportive; And children […]
Kríza Tela
Mozog zvolal na zasadnutie všetky orgány tela a hovorí: Je kríza, musíme niečo zlikvidovať kvôli šetreniu… Zlikvidujeme pľúca, lebo sú dve. Ale fajčiar hovorí NIE! Tak možno ľadviny, lebo sú dve… NIE, hovorí pijan – mne sú potrebné obidve. Vstane penis a hovorí: no, ak je už taká kríza, možno ja by som sa mohol […]
Can You be Fooled?
In each of the following photos, try to guess which member of the couple is a girl and which is a guy. There are 6 pairs. Look closely, then pick left or right to identify the guy. (Answers are at the end. Don’t cheat!) A N S W E R S All of them are […]
