A new elementary school teacher explains to her class that she is a world wrestling fan and she asks her students to raise their hands if they too are wrestling fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, ‘Mary, why didn’t you raise your hand?’
‘Because I’m not a wrestling fan,’ she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, ‘Well, if you are not a WWE fan, then who are you a fan of?’
‘I am Soccer fan, and proud of it, ‘Mary replied
The teacher could not believe her ears. ‘Mary, why are you a Soccer fan?’
‘Because my mommy is a soccer fan, and my dad is a soccer fan, so I’m a soccer fan too!’
‘Well,’ said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, ‘that is no reason for you to be a soccer fan. You don’t have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?’
Then,’ Mary smiled, ‘I’d be wrestling fan.
