Flying
A man is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she’s got a uniform on, she’s probably an off-duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by trying to identify […]
Thanksgiving Greetings and Pumpkin Pie
(Click on Pumpkin Pie at the end.) TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN’T SLEEP. I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP. THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED – THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE, BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT. TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION, THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME […]
I Want to Share This With All the Women..
TO ALL MY DEAREST FRIENDS, I’M SO GLAD I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS! The correct way to weigh yourself: I can’t believe I was doing it wrong all these years. WE MUST SPREAD THE WORD.
Dishonest Cashier
This is not an indictment of Wal-Mart. This can happen at any store if you use your debit or credit card. With the come of the holiday shopping season, this is a great reminder to take the time to check our receipts, make sure we get our credit cards back, and just try to slow […]
Bella and Tarra
http://videos.komando.com/2009/01/09/elephant-sanctuary/
The Latest in Electronics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ&NR=1&feature=fvwp
Kids are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct.. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. __________________________________________ TEACHER: John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ […]
Though for the Day
Love is just a word until someone comes and gives it a meaning.
Two Buttons and a Square
(1/If guns kill people, do pencils misspell words? 2/My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. 3/Apparently, common sense isn’t that common)
Ekologická Výzva
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