Thought of the Day
It is as absurd to say that a man can’t love one woman all the time as it is to say that a violinist needs several violins to play the same piece of music. Honore de Balzac
Bekijk Aandachtig de Foto ~ Pozrite sa Pozorne na Fotku ~ Look at the Picture Carefuly ~ Nézd Meg Figyelmesen Ezt a Képet
. . . . . Heb je de billen van het meisje op de achtergrond gezien? Videli ste zadnú čast stehna dievčaťa v pozadí? Látták a lábakat a lányon hátterben? Did you notice the legs on the girl in the background? . . . . . . . . . . Scrol dan naar beneden […]
Elevator
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then […]
Thought of the Day
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. Albert Einstein
I’m Not Able to Answer Any Emails ~ Nem Tudok Válaszolni az Emailjeimre ~ Ik Kan Geen Emails Beantwoorden ~ Nemohu Odpovědět na Žádné Emaily
US – Something came down on my computer and my mouse disappeared! H – – Valami rá esett a compjuteremre és az egerem eltünt! NL – Er is iets op mijn computer gevallen en mijn muis is weg! CZ
The One (1) Question Test
This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly […]
At a Bar
Two black guys are at a bar talking, one says to the other, ” You ever notice after you have sex with a white woman that your eyes burn, your nose burns and you get all teary-eyed?” The second black guy says,”Yeah, all the time.” The other says, “Why is that?” The second says, “I […]
Thought of the Day
Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
