Men Are Just Happier People:
1/ Your last name stays put.
2/ The garage is all yours.
3/ Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4/ Chocolate is just another snack.
5/ You can be president.
6/ You can never be pregnant.
7/ You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
8/ Car mechanics tell you the truth.
9/ The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
10/ You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
11/ Same work, more pay.
12/ Wrinkles add character.
13/ Wedding dress = $5000. Tux rental = $100.
14/ People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
15/ New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
16/ One mood all the time.
17/ Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18/ You know stuff about tanks.
19/ A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20/ You can open all your own jars.
21/ You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22/ If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend; or you just go to the party anyway, and it’s OK.
23/ Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24/ Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
25/ You never have strap problems in public.
26/ You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
27/ Everything on your face stays its original color.
28/ The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
29/ You only have to shave your face and neck.
30/ You can play with toys all your life.
31/ One wallet and one pair of shoes and one color for all seasons.
32/ You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
33/ You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
34/ You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35/ You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
