Happy Mental Health Day!
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have. Ralph and Karen were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom […]
The Great Escape Graphics
In 1943 work had begun on ‘Harry’, the tunnel that allowed over 70 men to escape from the German POW camp, ‘Stalag III’, during World War II.. This was the same tunnel made famous by the movie “The Great Escape..” The URL below takes you to a site where one of the men, after the […]
Satan & Elderly Gentleman
People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his […]
Make Chocolate Cake in a Mug
The most dangerous chocolate cake recipe in the world! 5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE 1 Coffee Mug 4 tablespoons all purpose flour (that’s plain flour, not self-rising) 4 tablespoons sugar 2 tablespoons baking cocoa 1 egg 3 tablespoons milk 3 tablespoons oil 3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional) some nuts (optional) Small splash of vanilla Add […]
Cancer Memorial
For those family and friends, who’ve lost their battle with cancer…….God Bless and be with them…… IN MEMORY . . . . . . . These are the colors that represent the different cancers. All you are asked to do is keep this circulating. Even if it’s to one more person. In memory of anyone […]
25 Reasons I Owe my Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . ‘If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.’ 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. ‘You better pray that will come out of the carpet.’ 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . ‘If you don’t straighten […]
40 years of marriage…
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a […]
Hot Potato
Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally hey got married and had a little sweet potato, which they called ‘Yam.’ Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, […]
Sharing Peanuts
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another […]
Mouse Calibration
You should actually do this every year. Even more often is recommended by Kim Kommando (the computer guru) if you spend a lot of time on the computer. I was shocked to see how well this works, and how far off mine was! To re-calibrate your mouse, click and hold on the Y below, then […]
