Vacation in Italy
This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade… A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: “Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded […]
Password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect […]
Kameňáky
Ten, čo vymyslel prácu, tak ju mal naučiť onanovať, aby sa vedela urobiť sama! … Viete, aká je najlepšia antikoncepcia? Chrbtom k sebe a každý sám! … Pár v posteli. Ona: “Urobím z Teba najšťastnejšieho muža na svete. ON: ” Budeš mi chýbať!” … Muž je so ženou v posteli a vraví jej: “Miláčik, ak […]
Political…
Even if these are made up stories, they’re still funny!! Just in case these stories are real, we took the names of callers off the list for their own protection… A DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of ‘why’ our country is in trouble! 1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an […]
Thought of the Day
It’s a job that’s never started that takes the longest to finish. J.R.Tolkien
Jeanne Robertson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YFRUSTiFUs
Happy Buddy Day
Hi Buddy!! HAPPY BUDDIES DAY!!! Forward to all your friends. Happiness keeps You Sweet, The IRS keeps you broke. Trials keep You Strong, Sorrows keep You Human, Failures keep You Humble, Success keeps You Glowing, But Only Buddies keep You Going! Every day is ‘online buddy day’.. Send this to your online friends..
Thought of the Day
The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man’s determination. Tommy Lasorta
