Cat’s Meow
A strawberry blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART! Why WAL-MART?? HELLOOOOOOOOO! WALMART is the largest re-tailer in the world!!!
I Am Mouse… Hear me roar!
This mouse diced with death when it tucked into the lunch of a hungry leopard. Seemingly unaware of the beast towering over it, the mischievous rodent grabbed at scraps of meat thrown into the African Leopard’s enclosure. But instead of pouncing on the the tiny intruder the 12-year-old leopard, called Sheena, appeared to be afraid […]
How Adam Got Eve
Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day. Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, ‘What’s wrong with you?’ Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a […]
Thought of the Day
Every time I think I’ve hit the bottom, someone lends me a shovel.
Political – Can You Take It?
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Lessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate, but if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity. ……………………………………………………………. Practice makes perfect….. But nobody’s perfect…… So why practice? …………………………………………………………….. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? …………………………………………………………….. Every Man should […]
Kids Always Say Something Memorable
As I was nursing my baby, my cousin’s six-year-old daughter, Krissy, came into the room. Never having seen anyone breast feed before, she was intrigued and full of all kinds of questions about what I was doing. After mulling over my answers, she remarked, ‘My mom has some of those, but I don’t think she […]
Thought of the Day
A company is known by the people it keeps.
A Child’s View of Thunderstorms
A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to school. As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked […]
