Don’t Mess with the Old Folks
Doctor’s Office and a SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist’s desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.. He gave her […]
Neck Exercises
Simply because I care about you all & in my continual thought for my friends, I offer you… Neck Exercises to do at the computer . . . . . . . . . . THERE…. MY WORK IS DONE! YOU ARE WELCOME…
Thought of the Day
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own. Bette Midler
Thoufgt of the Day
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject. Sir Winston Churchill
How Many Zeros in a Billion?
This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some […]
Proč Nemají Muži Pracovat v Poradně
Milý Honzo, doufám, že mi dokážeš pomoci. Jednoho dne jsem nechala manžela koukat doma na televizi a odjela do práce. Asi tak 2 kilometry od domu mi najednou přestalo auto jet – musela jsem se vrátit pro manžela, aby mi pomohl. Když jsem dorazila domů, nemohla jsem uvěřit tomu, co jsem viděla. Byl v posteli […]
What to Do When You Are Bored
1. Kill a few Flies 2. Put them in the sun to dry for one hour. 3. Once they are dry, pick a pencil and paper… Let your imagination flow. (that is – – if you have one! I know I have non!!!) Here are a few examples…
Thought of the Day
Don’t believe everything you think!!! Maxine
