World’s Biggest Hamburger
Weighing in at 185lb, this monstrosity sells for 499$ at Mallie’s Sports Grill and Bar in Southgate, Michigan, USA. Restaurant owner Steve Mallie said it took eight hours to bake the bun big and the burger is baked for 15 hours before it is topped with cheese, lettuce and tomato and wheeled out into the […]
Little Alex
PRICELESS One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood […]
Rozdíl Názoru o Sexe
Ze života MANŽELKA: Přijde ráno žena do práce a zasněně se chlubí kolegyním: -“Tedy, holky, já jsem tak nádherně unavená, mi se po včerejším večeru ani nechtělo vstávat. Představte si,po tolika letech manželství, to tedy bylo…. Nejdříve tříhodinová předehra, pak dvě hodiny krásného milování a pak si manžel se mnou ještě hodinu povídal…..” MANŽEL: Přijde […]
Blonde and the Mail
January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…… Helllloooo!!!……. bottles won’t fit in printer!!! March Got really excited….. finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…… box said “2-4 years!” April Trapped on escalator for hours…. power went out!!! May Tried to make […]