Risque Picture du Jour
Take A Look At This Picture: What Do You See?? Check The Explanation That Follows! You saw a couple in an intimate pose, right? Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario. What they will see, however, is the […]
Paint Your Pussy
UNBELIEVABLE!! I didn’t even know they did this!!!!!!!!! Time to grab the neighbor’s cat and get busy NOT!! Some of the paint jobs cost $15,000 and had to be repeated every 3 months as the cat’s hair grows out.. Must be nice to have $60,000 a year just to keep your cat painted!! And people […]
To Pee or Not to Pee
Like most folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes & the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which I have no problem with). What […]
Buddies
A group of 40 year old buddies discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Loween restaurant because the waitresses there have low cut blouses and nice breasts. 10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they […]
Thought of the Day
By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest. Confucius
Find Cure for Cancer
I received this from a dear friend who survived a breast cancer by having invasive surgery. Please pass this on. Thank you! A small request.. Just one line. Dear God, I pray for a cure for cancer. Amen.
Rádio Jerevan
Rádio Jerevan vyhlásilo hádankársku súťaž. Otázka na prvý týždeň znie: Ivan a Nataša idú po poli. Vtom priletí včielka Bzučalka a vletí Nataše pod sukňu. Kam zabodne žihadlo? Po týždni rádio Jerevan hlási: Prišlo nám 3428 značne oplzlých odpovedí. Správna odpoveď je: Včielka Bzučalka samozrejme bodne Ivana do ruky. – – – Otázka do Rádia […]
Yes, Women are Flexible
Women are Angels… And when someone breaks our wings…. we simply continue to fly……… on a broomstick… We are flexible….
Jesus is Watching
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just […]
