THIS YOUNG GUY WAS GOING DOWN THE HIGHWAY WELL OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHEN A PATROLMAN PULLED HIM OVER. THE COP WENT UP TO THE DRIVER AND TOLD HIM WHAT HE WAS DOING WRONG AND THEN NOTICED SOMETHING STRANGE LOOKING ON THE SEAT BESIDE HIM. HE ASKED THE FELLA,
“WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE”?
“WHY, THAT’S MY TORCHES”.
THE COP SAID “WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THEM”?
“I’M A JUGGLER, I LIGHT THEM ON FIRE AND JUGGLE THEM”.
THE COP SAID, “I’D LIKE TO SEE THAT”.
THE FELLA GOT OUT LIT THE TORCHES AND STARTED TO JUGGLE THEM HIGH IN THE AIR.
JUST THEN A CAR WENT BY WITH A COUPLE IN IT. THE WIFE LOOKED AT THE FLAMING TORCHES FLYING THROUGH THE AIR. SHE TURNED TO HER HUSBAND AND SAID,
“BOY THAT SOBRIETY TEST IS REALLY GETTING HARD”!.
