Tell Me This Won’t Happen to Us!
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, ‘Was I getting in or out of the bath?’ The 94-year-old yells back, ‘I don’t know. I’ll come up and see.’ She starts […]
In Loving Memory…
…of our family and friends no longer with us… and for those still fighting the battle. These are the colors that represent the different cancers. All you are asked to do is keep this circulating. Even if it’s to one more person. In memory of anyone you know that has been struck by cancer. A […]
They Say These Are the Actual Medical Records
A collection of documentation statements actually found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical records. These statements were written by various health care professionals including (we are afraid) a doctor or two at several major hospitals: *The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and […]
Bar Room Signs
Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC If life is a waste of time, And time is a waste of life, Then let’s all get wasted together And have the time of our lives. Armand’s Pizza, Washington , DC Fighting for peace is like Screwing for virginity.. […]
Můj Život ~ My Life…
…is down the drain!
Muslim Jokes
Jokes from Muslim stand-up comic Goffaq Yussef Maybe a sign of peace when we start hearing humor from a Palestinian perspective…. * * Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies. On my flight to New York there must have been an Israeli in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door […]
Copiers Have Secret
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Fastest Magician in the World
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