Bača v Piešťanoch
Bača Jano je v kúpeľoch, v Piešťanoch. Raz na prechádzke pozoruje ako príde dievčina k automatickej váhe, vhodí do nej mincu a postaví sa na váhu. Pozerá sa na číselník a nespokojne cmuká. Potom si dá dolu kabátik, znova vhodí mincu a postaví sa na váhu. Nie je spokojná… Potom si dá dolu topánky a […]
Where Men Get Their Energy from and why Women are so Tired
SK – Odkial Muži Čerpajú Energiu a Prečo Sú Ženy Stále Také Unavené.. H – Honnan van a férfiaknak anyi energiájuk és miért olyan fáradtak a nők.. NL – Waarvandaan halen de mannen energie en waarom zijn de vrouwen altijd zo moe.
Thought of the Day
“The last of human freedoms — the ability to choose one’s attitude in a given set of circumstances.” Viktor Frankl
Tell Me This Won’t Happen to Us!
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, ‘Was I getting in or out of the bath?’ The 94-year-old yells back, ‘I don’t know. I’ll come up and see.’ She starts […]
In Loving Memory…
…of our family and friends no longer with us… and for those still fighting the battle. These are the colors that represent the different cancers. All you are asked to do is keep this circulating. Even if it’s to one more person. In memory of anyone you know that has been struck by cancer. A […]
They Say These Are the Actual Medical Records
A collection of documentation statements actually found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical records. These statements were written by various health care professionals including (we are afraid) a doctor or two at several major hospitals: *The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and […]
Bar Room Signs
Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC If life is a waste of time, And time is a waste of life, Then let’s all get wasted together And have the time of our lives. Armand’s Pizza, Washington , DC Fighting for peace is like Screwing for virginity.. […]
