I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics.
“How much do you weigh?” she asked.
“135,” I said.
The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 160.
The nurse asked, “Your height?”
“5 foot 4,” I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I measure 5′ 2″. She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
“Of course it’s high!” I screamed, ‘When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”
She put me on Prozac.
