Deer Camp
Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Carl’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Carl’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the […]
Every Woman
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW… how to live alone… even if she doesn’t like it… A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE… enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to… A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE … something perfect to wear if the employer, or […]
A Bar Joke
Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, ”168.” The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy […]
Wal-Mart People One More Time..
Truly amazing! Well, it is summer now, which means that we all get to witness more gems like this one. Why do I have a feeling Jim Henson is behind her……working her arms? Ummm, I think you might need something more than the pine tree air-freshener. It’s a start……not where I would have started…….but it’s […]
An Other Candle for Cancer..
Cancer, a strange cell. Going along for years in remission and then one day it pops its head up again. If you have ever had it you will never be free of it. Pray for the day there will be a permanent cure. A SMALL REQUEST… 93% won’t forward, but I’m Sure You Will…….. A […]
Railroad Tracks
The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That’s an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that’s the way they built them in England , and English expatriates designed the US railroads. Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were […]
Police Officers’ Comments
These Are Worth to Repeat… These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers that were taken off police car videos around the country: 1. “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.” 2. “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them […]