Advice from Larry
Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . . . . Not me — I concentrate on solutions for the problems — it’s a win-win situation. * Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. * Send the dirt to New […]
Táboření
Muž se ženou jedou tábořit. Postaví stan a večer se uloží ke spánku. Po nějaké době se muž vzbudí, probudí manželku a říká: “Podívej se na nebe a řekni mi, co vidíš?” Žena: “Vidím miliony hvězd.” Muž: “A co na to říkáš?” Žena chvíli přemýšlí a pak řekne: “Viděno z hlediska astronomie, jsou to miliony […]
Retarded Grandparents
Written by a third grader, on what his grandparents do. After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded […]