Little Johny the Arab
Mohammad, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio. “What is your name?” – asked the teacher. “Mohammad”, answered the kid. You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johny,” replied the teacher. In the evening, Mohammad returned home. “How was your day, Mohammad?” – […]
When I Say I am Broke, I am Broke!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. ‘Good morning,’ said the young man. ‘If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners… ‘Go away!’ said […]
Inviting Mom for Dinner
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian’s mother couldn’t help but notice how beautiful Brian’s roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian’s Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the […]
Words of Wisdom
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity. 2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. 3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. 4. When half of the people get […]