Painted Feathers ~ Geschilderde Veren ~ Plumes Peintes ~ Farbené Perá ~ Festett Tollak
I wonder how long it takes to paint a feather.
Nieuw Autogordel Ontwikkeld
BESTE VRIENDEN, Per 1. januari is de nieuwe wet op Autogordels van kracht. Na langdurig testen is hiervoor ook een ander type autogordel ontwikkeld. De resultaten tijdens de testen geven aan dat het aantal ongelukken hierdoor met 45% zal verminderen. Het gebruik is hieronder weergegeven. *************** *************** Veilige reis! DIT KAN EEN LEVEN SPAREN!! Rij […]
Can You Pass This Test?
Watch this until Sylvester catches Tweety. (wait for it. It’s worth it)… AFTER Tweety is caught, scroll down… ************** ************** ************** ************** ************** ************** This was an idiot test. How long did you watch? 0-2 seconds = there’s hope for you 2-5 seconds = having a bad day? 5-10 seconds = are you maybe just […]
Několik Vtipů o Důchodcích
Děda, co je to důchod? ” – “Bohužel jen smutná vzpomínka na plat!” Manželský pár potká souseda od vedle, šarmantního staříka, nóbl oblečeného, a zvědavá ženská se hned ptá: “Kampak jdete, dědečku?” “Ale, na sraz maturantů…” “Ale vám je už přes devadesát, to vás na ten sraz už asi moc nepřijde, že?” “No, posledních deset […]
Paraprosdokian Sentences
A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect. ************************** Ø I asked God for a bike, but […]
Shark Swim
This is very pretty you can change the fish by clicking on the pics on the left and change the underwater scenes by clicking on the ones on the right. The fish follow your mouse. Sit back, relax and enjoy your new “entertainment”… http://www.sharkbreak.com/
Thought of the Day
Two things are infinite: The Universe and Human Stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
