A Jewish man was sitting in Starbucks reading an Arab newspaper.
A friend of his walks in, and seeing this strange phenomenon gets very upset and says to him:
“Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?”
Moshe replied, “I used to read the Jewish newspapers, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews being lost by assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So I switched to reading the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better!”
