One More Wish for 2010
May you always make the right moves. May your cup runneth over with love. May you always find shelter from any storm. May you remain good looking and looking good! May you find the perfect diet for your soul. (If this face doesn’t make you want to stop eating sausage, nothing will.) May you find […]
Viccek
Az ausztrál farmer egy vödörrel a kezében elindul a közeli gyümölcsösébe, az útja egy tavacska mellett visz el. Arra lesz figyelmes, hogy a tóban három meztelen fiatal nő fürdik, a ruháik szétdobálva a parton. A lányok észreveszik és kikiabálnak neki: – Ne leskelődjön, addig úgysem megyünk ki a vízből, amíg el nem megy innen! A […]
They Say it’s a True Story
At the car wash. A true story….. Bill owns a company that manufactures and installs car wash systems. Bill’s company installed a car wash system in Frederick , Md. Now, understand that these are complete systems, including the money changer and money taking machines. The problem started when the new owner complained to Bill that […]
Thought of the Day
The greatest inspiration is often born of desperation. Comer Cotrell
Nejlepší Lékař
Jediná dobrá rada, kterou skutečně letos potřebujete: Miluji tohoto lékaře! Your browser may not support display of this image. Otázka: Doktore, slyšel jsem, že kardiovaskulární cvičení může prodloužit život.Je to pravda? Lékař: : Vaše srdce je přesně určeno pro určitý počet tepů a tím to končí… neplýtvejte jimi na cvičení. Všechno se jednou opotřebuje. Zatěžování […]
Daily Survival Kit for You
Today, I am giving you a DAILY SURVIVAL KIT to help you each day………… Toothpick … to remind you to pick the good qualities in everyone, including yourself. Rubberband … to remind you to be flexible. Things might not always go the way you want, but it can be worked out. Band-Aid … to remind […]
Thought of the Day
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
Watch that Doggy Door
Could you imagine coming home from work to find this tiny creature napping on your couch with your dog? Guess who came home for dinner? It followed this beagle home, right through the doggy door. This happened in Maryland recently. The owner came home to find the visitor had made himself right at home.. This […]
