The New Bride and Tiger Woods
A couple were on their honeymoon,lying in bed, ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, ‘I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.’ The husband replies, ‘That’s no big thing in this day and age.’ The wife continues, ‘Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.’ ‘Oh yeah? Who […]
Don Rickles
Only Don Rickles at 84 could get away with this …. Hello, dummies! Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint – A Saint Bernard. Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add partisanship, subtract pleasure, divide attention, […]