We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
‘Sounds good,’ my husband said. ‘But I don’t want the eggs.’
‘Then, I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering a la carte,’ the waitress warned him.
‘You mean I’d have to pay for not taking the eggs?’ my wife asked incredulously.
‘YES!!’ stated the waitress.
‘We’ll take the special then’, I said.
‘How do you want your eggs?’ the waitress asked.
‘Raw and in the shell,’ I replied..
We took the eggs home.
DON’T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
