Thought of the Day
I’m fortunate indeed. Whenever I make a mistake, there’s always someone to notice it. Confucius
You don’t feel Attractive? I hope I made Your Day?!
PASSAGE OF TIME LEAVES OUT NO ONE !!! I was consoled and encouraged after receiving this e-mail. Ian Torpe Val Kilmer Brendan Fraser Russel Crowe Alec Baldwin Richard Gere Roger Moore Arnold Schwarzenegger Pierce Brosnan Clint Eastwood Rod Stewart ARE YOU FEELING BETTER TOO??? HAVE A GOOD WEEK!!!!!
Repeat After Me…
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING […]
Vďačnosť
Som vďačný: Za partnera, ktorý noc čo noc pokrčí periny, pretože nie som sám. Za dane, ktoré musím platiť, pretože to znamená, že mám stále zamestnanie. Za neporiadok, ktorý musím upratovať po oslave, pretože to znamená, že som obklopený priateľmi. Za šaty, ktoré sú mi trochu tesné, pretože to znamená, že mám čo jesť. Za […]
Thought of the Day
They say, it takes one minute to get to like a person, one hour to get to know the person, one day to fall in love with the person, but it takes the whole life to forget that person…
Baby Boomers Watch Out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yN-6PbqAPM
Chicken Surprise
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the ‘Chicken Surprise’, the waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the […]
The Blue Pigeon
The mayor of Haifa was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Haifa. He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Haifa was full of pigeon poop; the people of Haifa could not walk on the sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to keep the streets […]
Symbols
Written across the wall of a cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a […]
