Pravá Slovenská Reklama
Zástupcovia firmy Tatramat sa boli v Taliansku vo firme Zanussi poučiť ako vyzerá reklamná kampaň. Po prehliadke výroby išli na prezentáciu nového reklamného sotu, kde sa Claudia Cardinale za zvukov hudby vyzlieka a nakoniec svoj odev hodí do automatickej práčky a povie: “Claudia prať nemusí, za ňu perie Zanussi.” Po návrate domov tiež vyrobili sot. […]
Thought for the Day
Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
From a Friend
It is my privilege to introduce you to some of the work of Master Ludovit Feld from our collection, whom I had the opportunity to know during his lifetime in Kosice, Kassa Slovakia. It is only appropriate to share such a powerful testimony captured by this giant of an artist, so small in height. Picture […]
A Fairy Story
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant outside a Maryland immigration office. ‘My good man,’ the fairy said, ‘I’ve been told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and three children.’ The man told the fairy. ‘Well, where I come from we […]
La Fable de l’Ours et du Lapin
C’est un ours qui poursuit un lapin. L’ours : Je vais t’attraper, petit merdeux de lapin. Le lapin : Va te faire voir, ours de merde qui pue la pisse. Les deux traversent un champ et là se trouve une grenouille magique La grenouille : Stoppez la vous deux! Je suis une grenouille magique et […]
Don’t Mess With Old People
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU’RE OLD George Phillips of Marsh Green, Michigan was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw […]
THREE WOMEN
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. “THAT WAS MY PAGER,” SHE SAID. “I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.” A FEW MINUTES LATER, […]
Deep Thoughts
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you… 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won’t make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they […]
Stress Management Technique
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile. 1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream. […]
