Children’s Science Exam Answers
Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down […]
Esthetische Verrichting
Een vrouw wil zich laten opereren, want ze vindt dat haar Vaginale lippen te groot zijn. Ze vraagt aan de dokter om de verrichting, geheim te houden: “Ik wil niet dat het iemand weet.” “Mevrouw, wij zijn gebonden aan beroepsgeheim.” Na de operatie, ziet de vrouw, 3 rozen naast het bed op het nachtkastje staan. […]
Funny Message
Can’t eat Beef – – – Mad cow….. Can’t eat chicken – – – Bird flu… Can’t eat eggs – – – Salmonella… Can’t eat pork – – – Fears of trichinosis… Can’t eat fish – – – Heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat… Can’t eat fruits and veggies – – – […]
Farmer and the Boy
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups And set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of […]
Ole, the Business Man
Ole, a furniture dealer from up at Minot, ND , decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To […]
The Statue of Liberty under construction – remarkable photographs
The New York Public Library has recently unveiled some extraordinary pictures of the Statue of Liberty under construction. Take a trip back in time and see extraordinary behind the scenes images of the creation of this superlative structure. A giant is formed. The sheer scale of the statue under construction can be seen here, in […]
