The Amazing Coffee Filter
THE COFFEE FILTER………….. Coffee filters ..who knew! And you can buy 1,000 at the Dollar Store for almost nothing. 1. Cover bowls or dishes when cooking in the microwave. Coffee filters make excellent covers. 2. Clean windows and mirrors. Coffee filters are lint-free so they’ll leave windows sparkling. 3. Protect China. Separate your good dishes […]
Service Enlightenment
I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the word ‘service’. Internal Revenue ‘Service’ U.S. Postal ‘Service’ Telephone ‘Service’ Cable ‘Service’ Civil ‘Service’ Customer ‘Service’ State, City & County Public ‘Service’ This is not what I thought ‘service’ meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he […]
Fun at the Old Folks Home
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined […]
A Man’s Work is Never Done
My wife said, “Whatcha doing?” – I said, “Nothing.” She said, “You did that yesterday.” – I said, “I wasn’t finished.”
Property Tax
Your House As Seen By: Yourself… Your Buyer… Your Lender… Your Appraiser… Your Tax Assessor…
The More I Know People the More I Love Animals
Swallows: Here his wife is injured and the condition is fatal. She was hit by a car as she swooped low across the road. Here he brought her food and attended to her with love and compassion. He brought her food again but was shocked to find her dead. He tried to move her… a […]
Blond Winter Parking
One winter morning during breakfast a husband and wife were listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.” So the good wife went out […]
How to Make a Woman Happy
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a […]
Cute Koala
For over a week South Australia has been 40+ degrees Celsius everyday and very dry. A guy at work lives at Maude. His wife sent him these photos of a little Koala which just walked into the back porch looking for a bit of heat relief. She filled up a bucket and this is what […]
