Her Day in Court
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a […]
Animals are the Best!!
NO, I’m not going to the VET!! This beats the heck out of bunk beds! Aww shucks, I thought I’d end up in the kitchen I’ve been on hold for 45 minutes!!!! Hold still while I get this one last spot that I missed.. I have an OUWEE! What do you mean, ‘I look a […]
Don’t Mess with the Old Folks
Doctor’s Office and a SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist’s desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.. He gave her […]
Neck Exercises
Simply because I care about you all & in my continual thought for my friends, I offer you… Neck Exercises to do at the computer . . . . . . . . . . THERE…. MY WORK IS DONE! YOU ARE WELCOME…
What to Do When You Are Bored
1. Kill a few Flies 2. Put them in the sun to dry for one hour. 3. Once they are dry, pick a pencil and paper… Let your imagination flow. (that is – – if you have one! I know I have non!!!) Here are a few examples…
World’s Biggest Hamburger
Weighing in at 185lb, this monstrosity sells for 499$ at Mallie’s Sports Grill and Bar in Southgate, Michigan, USA. Restaurant owner Steve Mallie said it took eight hours to bake the bun big and the burger is baked for 15 hours before it is topped with cheese, lettuce and tomato and wheeled out into the […]
Charity
I just had a yet another call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to screw off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn’t starving!!
