Senior Special
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. ‘Sounds good,’ my husband said. ‘But I don’t want the eggs.’ ‘Then, I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering a la carte,’ the waitress warned him. ‘You mean […]
Thank You to You All…
I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I no longer open a public toilet door without using a paper towel or have them put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the […]
A Brilliant Answer
Barack Hussein Obama was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. To the blonde he said, ‘I am the President of the United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?’ She replied, ‘$200.’ To […]
If You “Tear Up” Go Ahead, Who’s Watching?
In Calgary, Alberta a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up & fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer […]
An Other Happy New Year Wish
My Wishes for You In the 2010 May peace break into your home and May thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans Become a magnet for $100 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline And may laughter assault your lips! May happiness slap you across the face And […]
Tiger Wood Song
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Interested in Shopping on Line?
HEMA is a Dutch department store. The first store opened on November 4, 1926, in Amsterdam. Now there are 150 stores all over the Netherlands. Take a look at HEMA’s product page (catalog) – just wait a couple of seconds and watch what happens. DON’T click on any of the items in the picture; just […]
