Merry Christmas
Scroll down and you’ll see Santa’s willy! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * For God’s sake……….. Act your age…….. There is no Santa…..
Thanksgiving Greetings and Pumpkin Pie
(Click on Pumpkin Pie at the end.) TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN’T SLEEP. I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP. THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED – THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE, BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT. TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION, THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME […]
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey be plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have never a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs! Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
Month Before Christmas
*Twas the month before Christmas* *When all through our land,* *Not a Christian was praying* *Nor taking a stand.* *See the PC Police had taken away,* *The reason for Christmas – no one could say.* *The children were told by their schools not to sing,* *About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.* *It […]
Christmas Lights
Here is a decorating idea for you. Too funny! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Boobies
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Did I make a spelling mistake? Oh My Goodness! So what did you think you were going to see…… it’s HALLOWEEN time!! Geesh! Have a happy Halloween
In the Hospital
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his […]
Halloween Story
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in […]
