What to Do When You Are Bored
1. Kill a few Flies 2. Put them in the sun to dry for one hour. 3. Once they are dry, pick a pencil and paper… Let your imagination flow. (that is – – if you have one! I know I have non!!!) Here are a few examples…
World’s Biggest Hamburger
Weighing in at 185lb, this monstrosity sells for 499$ at Mallie’s Sports Grill and Bar in Southgate, Michigan, USA. Restaurant owner Steve Mallie said it took eight hours to bake the bun big and the burger is baked for 15 hours before it is topped with cheese, lettuce and tomato and wheeled out into the […]
Charity
I just had a yet another call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to screw off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn’t starving!!
One More Wish for 2010
May you always make the right moves. May your cup runneth over with love. May you always find shelter from any storm. May you remain good looking and looking good! May you find the perfect diet for your soul. (If this face doesn’t make you want to stop eating sausage, nothing will.) May you find […]
They Say it’s a True Story
At the car wash. A true story….. Bill owns a company that manufactures and installs car wash systems. Bill’s company installed a car wash system in Frederick , Md. Now, understand that these are complete systems, including the money changer and money taking machines. The problem started when the new owner complained to Bill that […]
Watch that Doggy Door
Could you imagine coming home from work to find this tiny creature napping on your couch with your dog? Guess who came home for dinner? It followed this beagle home, right through the doggy door. This happened in Maryland recently. The owner came home to find the visitor had made himself right at home.. This […]
Just Nails
Everybody was given talent, of one kind or another. Here’s a guy who has great talent pounding nails into a board. Unbelievable. The whole picture is made out of nothing but nails! Amazingly beautiful.
