‘Mama’ Pigeon and 2 Bunnies
These little bunnies, about 6 days old, were attacked by a dog and orphaned. Two out of the litter of five did not survive, and these three were not doing very well. Noah is a non-releasable, one-legged homing pigeon in a rehab for animals. Noah kept going over to the bunny cage and looking in… […]
Big Dog, Small Dog..
Be nice to others because . . . Time will make a difference! One day, you may not be the ‘BIG DOG’!? Just the old dog……
So True…
Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles’ was asked by a white government official: ‘You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.’ The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, ‘Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the […]
Chocolate
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, ‘If I give you this money, will you buy chocolate with it instead of dinner?’ ‘No, […]
NOMINEE FOR “EMAIL OF THE YEAR”
After being interviewed by the school administration, the prospective teacher said: ‘Let me see if I’ve got this right. ‘You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their dress habits, censor their T-shirt messages, and instill in them a love […]
“Box Office”
While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. Finally, she said, ‘Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan.’ An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row […]
But Officer…
Can you imagine this guy going 90 mph on his way to Dallas with these balloons trailing a few yards behind him? Instructions for a fun time on the interstate……………… – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Step 1. Tie balloons to car. Step 2. […]
