Finanční Krize
Finanční krize je horší než rozvod. Také přijdete o polovinu peněz, ale manželka vám zůstane. Syn se ptá otce: Tatínku, zasáhne naši rodinu finanční krize? Finanční krize, synku, zasáhne ty, kteří mají finance. My budeme prostě v prdeli”
Animals – My Favorite People!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtjMOffC6dM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1edDfzluXE&NR=1
A Jövő :(
Érettségi találkozót szerveznek a diákok. – Hol legyen a 10 éves találkozó? – A Négy Bikában, mert ott csinos, bögyös csajok a felszolgálók! A 20 éves találkozót szervezik: – Hol találkozzunk? – A Négy Bikában, mert ott nagyon jól főznek, és nagy adagot adnak! – A 30 éves találkozót hol tartsuk? – A Négy Bikában, […]
Little Johny the Arab
Mohammad, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio. “What is your name?” – asked the teacher. “Mohammad”, answered the kid. You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johny,” replied the teacher. In the evening, Mohammad returned home. “How was your day, Mohammad?” – […]
Best Aussie Pickup Line
An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, ‘Is your date running late?’ ‘No’, he replies,’I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just […]
A Lady’s Confession of Why I changed Hotels
Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. I thought, “I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.” I looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony -a very […]
When I Say I am Broke, I am Broke!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. ‘Good morning,’ said the young man. ‘If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners… ‘Go away!’ said […]
