Inviting Mom for Dinner
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian’s mother couldn’t help but notice how beautiful Brian’s roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian’s Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the […]
Krátky ale Výstižný
Rozprávajú sa dvaja pri pive: -Čo by si dal za moju ženu? -Nič. -Dohodnuté, ber si ju.
Blondes
DISNEYLAND Two blondes were going to Disneyland. They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home. FLORIDA OR MOON Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, ‘Which do you […]
Syn Arabského Šejka
Syn arabského šejka, Aláh, se rozhodl studovat v ČR. Po měsíci píše domů: “Čechy jsou krásný, lidé jsou tu příjemní a vůbec moc se mi tady líbí. Jen se občas trošku stydím, když přijedu doškoly svým pozlaceným mercedesem, zaparkuju u školy a potkám některého ze svých profesorů, jak vystupuje z tramvaje. Tak je to docela […]
It’s a Comin’
Three strangers strike up a conversation in the passenger lounge in the Bozeman, Montana airport, while waiting for their respective flights.. One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer, another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived […]
Singing Anesthesiologists
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP2OuZ_vI_s&annotation_id=annotation_979918&feature=iv http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOrjcLJ2IE0&feature=related
