How to Clean the House
1. Open a new file in your PC . 2. Name it ‘Housework.’ 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN. 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN. 5. Your PC will ask you, ‘Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?’ 6. Calmly answer, ‘Yes,’ and press mouse button firmly…… 7. Feel better? Works for me!
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Egy reggel a férj kinéz az ablakon és így szól: “Te Ica, ma lehet, hogy menne a dolog.” “Milyen dolog?” “Hát a dolog. Ma menne, nem látod? Gyönyörű szép nap van odakint.” “És?” “Süt a nap, meleg van, a madarak énekelnek meg minden. Gyönyörű nap. Szép nap.” “Mi a fészkes fenéről beszélsz Lajos!?” “Ne izélj […]
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The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds […]
Bobbitt Family Update
In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt’s sister Louella, was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband […]
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The […]
Shopping at Wal-Mart
In line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, ‘My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor.’ ‘Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,’ Mike replies. ‘There’s a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you […]
The Hair Cut
One Monday, a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning there […]
