A Legal Question
Here us an interesting legal question for you … Is this Statuetory rape? or… Is it just a Moosedemeanor…
Old Cowboy
A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING. THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED. HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 […]
A Woman’s Yearly Exam
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics. “How much do you weigh?” she asked. “135,” I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 160. The nurse asked, “Your height?” “5 foot 4,” I said. The nurse checked and saw that […]
How Fairy Tales Really End…
Cinderella Snow White Little Red Riding Hood Sleeping Beauty Jasmine (Aladdin) Belle (Beauty and the Beast) The Little Mermaid
Nude Runner
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. ‘Oh my God -Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband’s home early!’ ‘I can’t jump […]
Grandma’s Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, ‘Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?’ Grandma replied, ‘Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and […]
This is Brilliant!
It’s been around, but still brings smiles If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you’ll begin to think you’re a genius. (On September 17, 1994, Alabama’s Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: “I […]
Sweden has Talent – Naked Guys Dancing
http://vodpod.com/watch/1548742-sweden-got-talent-naked-guys-dancing
