Belly Dancer
Please let me know if you find this belly dancer offensive and I won’t post these types of e-mails on this website…. No one knows if you take a peek so go ahead and watch the belly dancer, you owe it to yourself. (Open Discreetly; scroll Down………) . . . . . . . . […]
Re: California…
Do you know what happened 160 years ago this fall back in 1850? California became a state. The people had no electricity. The state had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically nothing has changed except the women had real boobs and the men didn’t hold hands.
Thought of the Day
I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time. Bette Midler
Are You Wondering Too?
I HAVE JUST ONE QUESTION: (You’re going to forward it, I know you are!)
Butt Lift
Dear Family and Friends, Most of you know I went in for a small surgical procedure AKA: a butt lift. I did not have the most pleasant of experiences. I wanted to show you how it turned out. Please, refrain from getting this procedure. You will regret it! Much Love . . . . . […]
Exercise for People over 50
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you’ll find that […]
The Irish Millionaire
Mick, from Dublin ,appeared on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds. “You’ve done very well so far,” said Chris Tarrant, the show’s presenter, “but for a million pounds you’ve only got one life-line left – phone a friend. Everything is riding on this […]
The New Alphabet
A is for apple, and B is for boat, that used to be right, but now it won’t float! Age before beauty is what we once said, but let’s be a bit more realistic instead. * * * * * Now The Alphabet: A‘s for arthritis; B‘s the bad back, C‘s the chest pains, perhaps […]
Ako na Zubára
Hovorí zubár pacientovi: Mám pocit, že máte v ruke moje gule !!! Pacient: Áno mám, nechceme si predsa navzájom spôsobovať bolesť, že??
