Questions to God from the Dog
TO: GOD FROM: THE DOG Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed? Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story? Dear […]
Tento Nemá Chybu…
Otec sa vracia z práce a vidí ako jeho deti sedia v pyžamách pred domom a hrajú sa v blate s prázdnymi škatuľkami od pizzy a číny, ktoré sú rozhádzané po celej záhrade. Vrátka na ulicu sú otvorené dokorán, práve tak aj dvere od auta, vo vnútri leží pes čerstvo vyváľaný v blate a nikde […]
Funny
—————————————————————————————– An archeological team, digging in Washington DC, has uncovered 10,000 year old bones and fossil remains Of what is believed to be the first Politician. —————————————————————————————– There have been many, Many times when I may have. Disturbed you, Troubled you, Pestered you, Irritated you, Bugged you or got on your nerves with all the […]
When U Black U Black..
This was written by a black gentleman in Texas: What a great sense of humor and creativity! When I was born, I was BLACK , When I grew up, I was BLACK , When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK, When I got cold, I was BLACK , When I was scared, I […]
A Letter to Jessie James
You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock? How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world. She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah. Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls […]
Global Facts About Sex at any Given Moment
FACT: 79,000,000 people are engaged in sex – right now! FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing. FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex. FACT: 1 person is reading emails. You hang in there, Sunshine ……
Maxine Sums up the Health Care Bill
Let me get this straight. We’re going to be gifted with a health care plan written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn’t read it but exempts themselves from it, to be signed by a president who also hasn’t read it and who smokes, with funding […]
Krátky a Výstižný..
– Prečo sa všetci boja Lakatoša z 1.B ? – Lebo má otca v 8.A
