Na Pobavenie
Manželský rozhovor: – Anka, aha! Tu píšu, čo je to orálny sex. Zaujimavé. Čo keby sme to konečne skúsili aj my? – Ale nie, ešte som to nikdy… ja nemôžem… – Anka, nehanbi sa! Veď sme spolu už 20 rokov! – No dobre, ale prehĺtať to nebudem! – Prečo? – Strašne ma potom páli žáha! […]
Being Jewish
Q: What is a Jewish ménage-à-trois? A: Two headaches and an erection. Q: Why did Adam and Eve have a perfect marriage? A: He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked. Q: How do Jewish wives get their […]
Inheritance
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most […]
Speeding Juggler
THIS YOUNG GUY WAS GOING DOWN THE HIGHWAY WELL OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHEN A PATROLMAN PULLED HIM OVER. THE COP WENT UP TO THE DRIVER AND TOLD HIM WHAT HE WAS DOING WRONG AND THEN NOTICED SOMETHING STRANGE LOOKING ON THE SEAT BESIDE HIM. HE ASKED THE FELLA, “WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE”? “WHY, […]
Mommy and her Little Girl
A mother is driving her little girl to her friend’s house for a play date. ‘Mommy,’ the little girl asks, ‘how old are you?’ ‘Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,’ the mother replied. ‘It’s not polite.’ ‘OK’, the little girl says, ‘How much do you weigh?’ ‘Now really,’ the mother […]
Be the Man of Your House
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be THE Man of Your House.” He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal […]
Concentration Test
This test was developed for men but women can take it too! Men’s degree of loss can be determined by the test below… http://www.gjk2.com/test/test.swf
