Summer’s Almost Here…
…we can now see the deer moving around in our back yard. . . . . . . . . . . Yep, won’t be long.
He Said… She Said…
He said to me .. . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it I said to him .. . . You wear pants don’t you? He said to me . .. …… Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said . That’s a good idea – […]
Inner Peace
If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to […]
A Little Known Fact About Hockey..
The first testicular guard “Cup” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
Portvišová Choroba
Janka prišla do puberty a na intímnych miestach jej začalo rásť ochlpenie. Keďže nikdy nič také nevidela, prišla vydesená za matkou a hovorí jej: -Mami, ja som dostala portvišovú chorobu!! Mama na to: -Ako si na to prišla? -Aha, už mi začínajú rásť štetiny! -Ááále, to je nič, to je normálne. Pozri, aj ja mám […]
Thought of the Day
If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. Oscar Wilde
Be Careful What You Say in Front of Children
1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead. “How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil. “Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently. “You did WHAT?” the teacher exclaimed in surprise. “You know,” explained the […]
