Ventriloquist Terry Fator
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Free Puppy
My neighbor has a puppy he’s giving away (FREE). It’s a Dachshund, it’s house broken, and it’s great with kids. He’s giving it away because his wife says the dog ‘stares’ at her when she is undressing, and that gives her the heebie jeebies. I think she is just weird! If you’re interested, or know […]
LifeSavers
The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red…………………Cherry Yellow…………….Lemon Green………………Lime Orange ……………Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’ One little girl looked up […]
Jane and Arlene
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that?? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet. Arlene: […]
The Blind Pilot
A woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento. The flight attendant explained, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in 50 minutes. Everybody got off except one lady who was blind. Her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly under the seats […]
Do You Know the Right Answer?
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? * * * * Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down… * * * * * * * * * * The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question […]
